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Please help me fill it I am in dire need. I visited my doctor earlier this week, and he told me I have a vitamin D deficiency.

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Apart from being handsome and hot, what do you do for a living?.

I think you are a light switch because you are really turning me on right now.

Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise to give it back.

If you are an eco-friendly kind of dude, I have a condom that expires tomorrow.

Would you like to start one with me right now?

The wise men said kissing is the genuine language of love.

I am always on top of important things.

Although I am not into watching sunsets, I would appreciate watching you go down.

I think your body is about 70% water because I am thirsty!.

I really love my bed! But I would rather be in yours.

Are you looking to commit a sin before your next confession? I am right here, baby.

How do you like your sausage in the morning? Blown or scrambled?.

Do these look real? Do you want to check?.

Would you let me handle your package if I told you I work for UPS?.

So time it well! It's best if you use them on your boyfriend or husband. Therefore, be cautious when using any of the dirty pick up lines mentioned above because some people might be offended. Warning! Although some people might be open-minded, some are not (they need a sense of humor).

#DIRTY PICK UP LINES FOR HIM LICENSE#

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